If something weird is captured on Google Street View, someone on the internet is bound to find it. Bonus points if it’s a cute animal.
That’s because, while there are plenty of weird and wacky moments well documented in the variouslistswe’vecreated, Google is constantly updating Street View for accuracy. Due to the constant influx of revised images, every so often the internet will discover a new little Easter egg in the Google Street View world.
This time, it’s an adorable close-up of a cat.
It seems as if Redditor u/Belocity first discovered two cats — including the one with the perfect expression, above — hanging out on a ledge near some Roman ruins.
The site is actually a cat sanctuary at the Largo di Torre Argentina in Rome, so it’s no surprise that there would be cats there. However, the photo, which was taken by Roundel Arts Photography in April of 2017, is an up-close shot inside the sanctuary. And it’s clearly not what you’d typically expect from Google Maps.
But don’t worry, the first photo is still intact in Google Maps’ archive. Clicking on the history tab in the top left brings you to the photo from April, which shows the cats.
Please, friends, give this good cat a visit. At the very least, say hello on Google Maps. And if you find yourself in Rome, make sure you stop by to say hello to the many adorable cats that call this location home.
But it’s not a dark magic power — it’s actually a pretty common optical illusion used in haunted houses. If you put concave cones behind the eyes of the illusion, it’ll look like the eyes will follow the viewer. Since the cat’s head is perfectly placed over a concave surface, it appears to turn its whole head as the viewer passes by.
April 2019 is just too damn long to wait for the eight and final season of Game of Thrones. I mean, you can only rewatch the Lannister Drogon BBQ episode from Season 7 so many times while holding out for another full year.
But don’t worry. A hero has emerged from the flames to cast a light and end our long, dark night. And it’s an algorithm.
The folks at Botnik Studios, a team of artists and developers, heard our pleas and put their technological magic to use. They created a script for Episode 1 of Season 8 using predictive text AI that learned everything from previous Game of Thrones scripts. And honestly, the result is not only eerily spot-on, but possibly more entertaining than any other Game of Thrones episode to date.
Here’s the full “script,” and we dare you to try and find a single flaw in this masterpiece:
It’s hard to pick favorites, but here are some of the stand out moments from this revealing episode:
Varys’ characteristically candid assessment that, “Morals are like balls…. I find myself utterly without them.”
Euron, lord of prick, taking up hair-braiding for Yara.
We’re calling it now: “We’re just fating around like cats in a castle!” is the new “I drink and I know things.” Pre-order your t-shirts today.
Predictably, Bran’s ability to see all continues to be useless, as gazes into the future to assure everyone that, “we are all still friends then.”
[Jon is being beautiful and looking hard at things] pretty much sums up the entirety of Kit Harrigton’s acting over the past seven seasons.
Dany adds another title to her name, but she really just wants is a pretty chair
Let’s call it a day and replace all of Jon’s future lines with: “I am guilty of never having fun”
Cersei’s extremely on-brand new pet: a bird skeleton.
Qyburn licking his lips and touching the ground “in a sex way” is more true to his character in the books than anything we’ve seen on screen.
SPOILER ALERT: Davos’ true connection to onions isn’t smuggling, but conversation.
Dany, a few episodes too late, realizes, “I will ride a dragon even if you don’t want me to!”
SPOILER ALERT: Tormund doesn’t make it after the White Walkers destroyed the wall, but still refuses to bend the knee as an undead zombie because FREE FOLK ARE METAL AS HELL.
Phew. What a wild ride. Can’t wait for next Sunday’s episode. Until then, we’ll be pouring ovver Reddit theories proving that Tyrion is secretly the Night King in the future.
Congratulations! You’ve made it all the way past the headline of this story, which very likely made you livid. Now, bear with me while I try to explain.
Fact: Seeing a dog in a stroller is almost always a hilarious sight. But not all dogs deserve your mockery. Nor do their owners. Some dogs genuinely needs to sit in a stroller (wait before you comment) and might require something else — your empathy.
Like many of you, there was once a period in my life where nothing made me laugh harder than seeing a dog in its own stroller. Clearly, strollers were made for human babies, not pampered dogs. I felt justifiably so superior to these privileged dog owners and their waifish, terrible dogs. My family dog came from the school of hard knocks, and was forced to walk the streets using her own goddamn paws. She didn’t wear booties in the winter. She just did it raw.
At the age of 14, however, my family dog developed a pretty bad case of arthritis, making it challenging for her to mover around. She loves walks, as good doggos do, and it made my family super upset to see her confined to the ten feet behind her house. So they purchased her a dog stroller, a hot pink visor for her eyes (yes, that was too much), and started taking her on strolls around the neighborhood.
She loves it. In the past few days, I’ve been pushing her around my parents’ neighborhood, and she’s done nothing but wag her tail and bark at butterflies. But apparently, her happiness is a little too much for drivers passing by, who feel compelled to roll down their windows and laugh and laugh as we walk past.
‘SHE’S A SENIOR. SHE CAN’T WALK.’
“SHE’S A SENIOR,” I’ll scream, always at the top of my lungs, pulling the sun shield on her stroller closed. “SHE CAN’T WALK.”
Sometimes, if I’ve had too much pinot grigio at dinner, I’ll pull a “IS THIS FUNNY TO YOU?” and guilt them into either apologizing or speeding away very fast.
In these moments, I feel like an exceptionally judicious middle school principal casting judgement. The Erin Brockovich of the dog babysitter world.
Senior dogs and dogs with disabilities should be able to move around in their strollers without your snark. At just $40 a pop, doggie strollers barely touch the bank. These animals aren’t being spoiled, insomuch as given the opportunity to move.
My dog is a perfectly healthy creature who just needs an extra push. If that push comes in the form a stroller, so be it. Be honest with yourself, humans. You hate standing. You’ll always go for that seat on a bus, too.
And I’ll go there: If younger, healthier dogs want to be pushed around in a stroller, all the better. Especially if they live in a city. All doggos should get their daily exercise. But if they want to hop a ride in a stroller and cruise control it to the park, more power to em. Screw the haters.
I can’t tell you the number of times I’ve walked my friend’s dogs in New York to look down and discover they were gnawing on: a chicken bone from the gutter, another dog’s vomit human shit, a dehydrated Yankee Stadium hot dog. Do you know what it’s like to pull rat remnants out of a young dog’s mouth? No?
Well, then don’t judge me if you find me in the park with a dog and a doggie stroller, breathing in the beautiful, rat-free air.
I dream of a world with doggie strollers can exist without judgment, yours and mine. The next time you see a doggo in a stroller, give them a cookie — not your useless piece of mind.
The internet is not a stranger to cat videos nor is it unfamiliar with memes set to Awolnation’s “Run.” So behold, the fated fusion of two iconic internet staples.
The scene opens in a nondescript alleyway. Four cats mill about — two are lounging, two are getting a bit feisty. The familiar build-up tones of “Run” play as the two cats in the back get a little more aggressive.
Then the fated “run” happens, timed at the moment when one cat feels the necessary urge to escape this terrible alley. And so it starts to jump off the walls in a wild display of athleticism.
It’s an excellent blending of two internet legends.
Nonaka credits his longevity to “soaking in hot springs and eating sweets,” according to Guinness World Records. His daughter says that Nonaka strives to live a stress-free life, and doesn’t hesitate in telling someone off.
Nonaka’s daughter told Guinness World Records that “if he doesn’t want something, he’ll make sure everyone knows about it.”
He spends his lengthy retirement watching sumo wrestling on TV, reading the newspaper, and indulging in sweets. He also enjoys hanging out with his two cats, Haru and Kuro. If he doesn’t like his dinner, he’ll give it to them.
Nonaka was born on July 25, 1905, over a year before the Wright Brothers’ first flight and only months before Einstein published his theory of relativity. He inherits the title of Oldest Living Person from Francisco Nuñez Olivera, who passed away earlier this year at 113-years-old.
Nonaka celebrated his world record with cake in his hometown of Ashoro, Japan.
It’s very common in music to re-use riffs from other songs, this being a great example of one. More so given that Glenn Miller likely didn’t originate the riff as it was in ‘Tar Paper Stomp’ from 1930! https://t.co/wYY9YwbrqFhttps://t.co/yMJPjKxeex
Amber Zoe sparked this particular bit of pet praise Tuesday, when she posted on Twitter about a neatly named pooch. Shed was utterly pleased to find out that the dog who lives behind her is named Brian.
Just found out the dog in the house behind mine is called Brian 😭😂 I bloody love animals with proper human names hahaha please tell me if you have a Gordon the rabbit, Moira the cat or the likes (pics included would be appreciated… 🐶🐱) and make my day ☀️!
Owner Charlie Schmidt posted a rather epic tribute to his feline friend, Bento, on YouTube on Sunday, based on one of his videos from 2014:
“Keyboard Cat” originally found fame in 2007, thanks to some quirky old VHS footage shot in 1984 by American performance artist Charlie Schmidt. Not starring Bento just yet, the original clip starred Schmidt’s other cat, Fatso (who died in 1987), wearing a blue shirt and “playing” an electronic keyboard.
In June 2007, the video was posted to YouTube by Schmidt. In 2009, YouTuber Brad O’Farrell gained permission to use the clip in a mashup fail video, and this spurred thousands of spoofs over the last ten years — there’s a whole website of them.
Here’s the OG, with Fatso, which currently has over 50 million views:
After Fatso, Schmidt’s new cat Bento took up the reins and became the new Keyboard Cat in 2010:
This commercial for Wonderful Pistachios for the 2010 Major League Baseball World Series is a career highlight for Bento:
Folks on Twitter expressed their deepest sympathies, when they weren’t being confused over whether Bento was the OG Keyboard Cat or not.
In this week’s cat video news, one Instagram kitty may possibly possess the power to speak—or at the very least, let out a very excited meow.
Submitted by Instagram user laasaraaa and posted to catswiththeirtonguesout on February 19th, this video shows the kitty enthusiastically meowing “yeaaaah!!” when its owner asks. It even repeats it back in the same tune as its human.